WHAT A MONDAY.... I need another drink ANYONE? I guess thats why I am in AA!

Well today was quite a day and I’m thinking I need another drink.
The alcoholic coffee seem to go well so ill list another section of those and perhaps a rant about the guy I called who is on meth.
MY DAMN DOG WONT STOP BARKING AND ITS PISSING ME OFF…
she recently found out that the collar we gave her wont shock her if she barks… so she decides to release all the pent up barking that’s been held in for the last 3 years..

I need to find a recipe for dog tacos, and what’s the deal with the rain, is it going to or not. Its all humid and sticky really gross.

At work today I called this guy who asked for an insurance quote, I did not randomly call him he actually asked my office to give him a call about insuring his car and apt. I call him and ask him if was still interested, I paused and heard a heavy breathing, I asked again and it sounded like he was hitting the crack pipe, then he coughed and said man you are crazy I don’t know anyone who is in their right mind who wants insurance man your crazy. Your like the aliens man and ya man I need to go so you cant trace me and kill me man.. click……
IF I DID NOT GO INTO WORK TODAY BUZZED ID HAVE GONE IN MY OFFICE LOCKED THE DOOR AND SHOT MYSELF! Apparently he is in a semi-famous band and has a video on mtv…I doubt it but how else can he afford that house and car when he is all twacked out 24/7

Well I need to go drink so here are a few concoctions that are really tasty!

Café Brulot
1 cup brandy
3 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon grated orange peel
½ teaspoon grated lemon peel 6 whole cloves whole allspice
1 cinnamon stick
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 cups double-strength coffee
Have ready a heatproof serving bowl.
Heat the brandy, sugar, orange and lemon peel, cloves, allspice, cinnamon stick and vanilla in a small saucepan over medium over medium heat.
Do not boil.
When brandy mixture is hot, pour into the heatproof serving bowl.
Darken the room, and carefully ignite brandy (for safety's sake, you might prefer to ignite a metal ladle of the brandy mixture and add this to the serving bowl).
Let the brandy burn for 60 seconds.
Slowly pour hot coffee into the flaming brandy. Stir mixture.


Now this is quite a coffee cocktail. You'll need a stocked bar to make Black Gold. Five different spirits make for a powerful drink. It's a bit sweet with a nutty taste, thanks to the Amaretto and hazelnut liqueur.
INGREDIENTS:
• 4 oz coffee, hot
• 1/4 oz Triple Sec
• 1/4 oz Amaretto
• 1/4 oz Irish Cream
• 1/4 oz hazelnut liqueur
• Dash of cinnamon Schnapps
PREPARATION:
Stir all ingredients to combine and serve in a mug with whipped cream.



Molasses will bring a strong and wonderful flavor to your cup of coffee, along with a dash of good Caribbean rum. Serve hot with whipped cream.
INGREDIENTS:
• 3 cups hot coffee
• 6 tbs molasses
• 6 tbs dark rum
• Whipped cream
PREPARATION:
Heat coffee and molasses in a saucepan until molasses is dissolved. Put 1 tbs of rum in each mug, and pour coffee over. Top with whipped cream.
Serves 6




A bit of almond liqueur (like Amaretto) goes well with the hot cream and coffee. The perfect winter cocktail for those who like rich and creamy drinks.
INGREDIENTS:
• 3/4 cup hot coffee
• 1/4 cup heavy cream, scalded
• 1 shot of almond liqueur
PREPARATION:
Just combine the ingredients and serve. You can use almond extract instead of liqueur for a non-alcoholic version.